Conundrum

[westernind]

Although still a developer, I am now part of the Marketing Department. Do I need to kill myself?

Comments

[delvy.livejournal.com]

Only if I do too. I am now a product manager which means I get to invent things and make them work (sort of). I am also a member of the Marketing Department now.

[mr-h-r-hughes.livejournal.com]

At the very least you should be put on a database so that concerned people can find out where you and all your filthy colleagues live. Maybe some sort of tracking collar would also be appropriate.

But saying that death would probably be easier.

[nyarbaggytep.livejournal.com]

That all depends what you are marketing and how imnsho.
Often I agree with Mr Hicks though.

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[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Does this mean that you develop marketers?

Could you take the opportunity to stay on the side of righteousness by introducing inconsistencies into their development programming so that they eventually collapse under their own internal contradictions?

[invisible-al.livejournal.com]

I doubt it'll be forever *hugs* and if all else fails you're in an ideal position to 'go postal'.

[jfs.livejournal.com]

Kill them all and then rebrand rename the department?

[oldnick.livejournal.com]

Only if you drink too much gin.

[renniek.livejournal.com]

Do I need to kill myself?
No, but you should dress in sackcloth and ashes, also carry a bell with you to warn innocent bystanders that you are unclean.

My professional is continually misunderstood...

[harrytc.livejournal.com]

It saddens me that 'poor marketing' is confused with 'all marketing'.

[sixtine.livejournal.com]

Sadly, yes.

It's that or leave.

[phil-girl.livejournal.com]

I manage technical support, but am part of the Library, not the ICT Services Department.
Work that out.

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

Possibly. But not till I have thanked you for your amazing generosity. I hope you don't mind being friendulated.