trollied

S has been to his office party. After failing to decipher some of the more cryptic texts he was firing at me on his journey home, I went to get him from the station. The snow has set in.

His vocabulary tonight mainly consists of incoherent compliments and the repeated ejaculation: "Trollied!" I've assisted him to retire to the spare room (his choice) and furnished him with handy accoutrements such as glass of water, paracetamol and the washing up bowl that is his new best friend.