Brainfeast and the Wimp

Anyone playing Brainfeast who like me can't face camping let alone camping with no showers onsite, and who knows me well enough (and vice versa) to share a hotel room? Preferably female - there are exceptions but they know who they are. I've found somewhere a mile and a half away for £55 a night. Worst case, I'll get a single (£45). Life is too short...